Total Medals Earned: 186 (From 45 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,650 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 7/11 (160/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (175/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/90 points)
Start playing
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)
Win against a Neutral opponent in Ruminant mode.
Win and lose at the same time in Conflictual mode.
Win against a Secure opponent in Ruminant mode.
Win against a Commissioned opponent in Ruminant mode.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 9/26 (125/500 points)
Start SHOGUN TRIAD DEATHNINJA
Sneak
Step on some poop
Complete your helicopter journey
Get to the top of the stairs
Kill the Shogun
Check the options
Check the credits
Eat a urinal cake
Find the Newgrounds poster
Find the Levi Ramirez room
Beat the game in under 12345 hours